ninjaing là gì - Nghĩa của từ ninjaing

ninjaing có nghĩa là

I gathered some facts about them:

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Lack any personality

Wear headbands

Fight skillfully with any object

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Live in your house secretly for days

Can remove their shadow if needed

Hurl shurikens

Go anywhere they want instantly

Catch bullets in their teeth

Kill themselves if they make a noise

Can run 100 miles on their hands

Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Have cool words like Seppuku

Are masters of disguise

Can hover for hours

Flip out and kill everything

Are completely self-sufficient.

Split planks vertically with their nose

Can hide in incense smoke

Kill people.

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

Example

Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"
Some other guy: "True true"

ninjaing có nghĩa là

ninja facts:
- Ninjas can divide by zero
- ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them
- when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down
- when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja
- what ever ninjas touch turns to gold
- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.
- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry
- Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..
- Ninjas make onions cry
- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club
- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.
- Bullets dodge ninjas
- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them
- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle
- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls
- Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.
- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.
- Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Example

Ninjas can speak in wingdings.

ninjaing có nghĩa là

A mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.

Example

The ninja's movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the samurai who dared to challenge him.

ninjaing có nghĩa là

True ninjas cannot be found. Not even on urbandictionary.

Example

Bob: "Hey have you seen any ninjas lately?"
Ray: "No, I don't believe in ninjas" -Bob is secretly a ninja

ninjaing có nghĩa là

the definition for ninja can not be found. we are not sorry for the inconvenience.

Example

no ninjas here

ninjaing có nghĩa là

[n]: acquired immune deficiency syndrome [AIDS]

a serious [often fatal] disease of the immune system transmitted through blood products especially by sexual contact or contaminated needles

Example

"I heard Magic Johnson caught the ninja"

ninjaing có nghĩa là

The act of being a ninja or doing ninja related things, such as jumping building, running with your hands loosely behind you, or climbing up trees and hiding until your "Target" approaches.

Example

He displayed his awesome Ninjaness when he jumped from that K-mart to the Subway.

ninjaing có nghĩa là

v. 1.to move steathily, or in such a mannor as to conceal your actions

Example

I'll just ninja into my cubicle so my boss doesn't notice im late

ninjaing có nghĩa là

basically doing everything a ninja [killing sneaking around taking out pirates the usual] does without being seen or heard

Example

d00d I was having so much fun ninjaing yesterday I took out three guards with no problems

ninjaing có nghĩa là

Sneaking out of a party/bar without saying goodbye, unnoticed, like a ninja.

Example

"Hey, where'd you go last night?"
"Aw man, I was starting to feel the shots so I had to ninja" "Where'd your friend go?"
"Oh, probs home. She's bad about ninjaing"