the english là gì - Nghĩa của từ the english
the english có nghĩa làa language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary ExampleThat word didn't used to be part of english.the english có nghĩa làEither means the people of England or a sadly mangled language. Once belonging to the Germanic Anglo-Saxons, the language has since become influenced by scores of other languages, slowly destroying the English language and its structure and rules. Example"Let’s face it: English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day an cold as hell another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? Now I know why I flunked my English. It’s not my fault; the silly language doesn’t quite know whether it’s coming or going." -Richard Lederer. the english có nghĩa làA language Samuel L. Jackson speaks. Example"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?" Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service: "Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"the english có nghĩa làThe language that former Pres. George W. Bush is still trying to learn. ExampleBush's rape of the English language: "They misunderestimated me.""Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity." "Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. " the english có nghĩa làwhen english people talk using mostly english slang. Examplehis faja:i coulda had it away with this fucking julie my old china.austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn't you just have a jay Arthur. his faja: what? Billy no mates? austin:too right you. roughly translated... his faja:i could have been fucking this sexy lady my friend. austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself? his faja: what alone? austin:yea. the english có nghĩa làLanguage used by Boomers so ignorant Gamers won't know what their grandparents are talking about. Usually words that contain more than one syllable and spelled correctly when written with pen and paper - secret tools that Gamers don't recognize. This language is known to a few Gamers that have an IQ over 89 which is only about 5% of Video Turds. A legend in Boomer history says that sometimes a Zoomer will scream out an English word as they beat off. ExampleHey, let's talk in English when we get some this afternoon so our grandson won't know we're having sex instead of taking a nap.the english có nghĩa làan expression used if the preceding statment was incoherent even though it was in english anyways Example"The dude was all lik "blam", and i was jus "ya know" and it jus went down""Can you say that "in english" please?" the english có nghĩa làThe original language, that is to say the language spoken by the people of its country of origin. As opposed to American English (aka 'Anglo-American') and worst of all Microsoft English (though there are a few others which vary from the original to a lesser extent). ExamplePerson A - "WTF?! Look at this grammar 'correction'!"Person B - "Whoa! What's that all about? I wish MS would just use English English!" the english có nghĩa làWest germanic language ExampleEnglish speakish youYes I speake english the english có nghĩa làTo speak English. ExampleI am not Englishing very well today |